fuckit

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert take a look at impossible beauty standards on The Colbert Report.

Meanwhile, full episodes of The Report are always available on the Comedy Central app.

ellescarred:

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect

blondebarbells:

truestrength525:

cantweall-justgetabong:

vorpalsuicide:

Yeah. This.

"grow a pear."
am I the only one stuck on this?

Now it makes since that people always say “men feel like theyre entitled to sex.” I didnt actually realized dudes seriously said shit like this. Wow.

this man needs jesus

seifukucat:

i should be surprised, but i’m not 

seifukucat:

i should be surprised, but i’m not 

briangefrich:

Gov. Brown signed the bill that defines consent as voluntary agreement as opposed to the lack of resistance.

"Yes means yes" is the first law in a US state to make the language of affirmative consent a central principle of school sexual assault policies.

The rule defines consent as “an affirmative, conscious and voluntary agreement to engage in sexual activity.”

The bill also sets out that someone who is drugged, drunk, unconscious, or asleep cannot grant consent.

The National Coalition For Men said it “sets the stage for ruining innocent lives” and amazingly they weren’t talking about sexual assault, but rather the potential for false accusations to increase.

by Josh Gowdy & Marco D’Alfonso, respectively

florenceofalabia:

Shoutout to the girl who asked if she could squeeze my butt instead of just doing it without permission. She got what she wanted, and we both felt great.