One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
Sexuality is fluid
you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft
by Akif Hakan Celebi
20 & 22
i caught the tail end of this commercial on tv and i thought it was an ad for 2 weird fucked up looking people finding true love together and i laughed for like 40 minutes